She especially likes to take pokes at Baptists, Methodists, Pentecostals, Catholics and the Church of Christ.

"A Methodist is a Baptist who will wave at you in a liquor store," Chapman said Sunday afternoon as she walked the stage in the fel­lowship hall at Columbiana United Methodist Church.

"Baptists need more regulations like Dolly Parton needs more im­plants," Chapman quipped later.

She had a group of about 100 women laughing out loud for nearly an hour in an appearance sponsored by the Shelby County Arts Council.

Chapman said she grew up Southern Baptist and attended Lakeside Baptist Church for 17 years, but then upset her mother by switching to Metropolitan Church of God, which is Pentecos­tal.

"I'm a Baptecostal," Chapman said.

"Mother was very upset we're going to a Pentecostal church. She said, 'So, are you into handling snakes?' I work with the Alabama Senate. What's a snake to me?'"

Chapman's show was peppered with digs at both church and politics. The word poli­tics, she said, consists of two root words: "poly," which means "many," and "ticks," which are "blood suckers."

Politicians sometimes ex­pect to be treated like the pope, Chapman noted. "I don't mind kissing rings, if they would just take their hands out of their back pockets," she said.

"Any Church of Christ people here?" Chapman asked. No hands were raised. "Good. Let's make fun of them," she said.

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Rescue Organizations are organized by the name of the organization and not specifically by breed or location.

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AWAG – Animal Welfare Action Group (Appomattox, VA)
Animal Service League Online
Adopt Animals
Acmepet Rescue and Adoption Board
Animal Aid of SW Michigan
Animal Lifeline of Iowa
ARPH, Inc. (Aussie Rescue Placement and Helpline, Inc.)
Adopt a Husky
Alabama Pug Rescue & Adoption, Inc.
Australian Terrier Club of America
American Boxer Rescue of MO/KN
American Black and Tan Coonhound
American Eskimo Dog Rescue
Angels of the Snow Rescue
Abandoned Pet Rescue
Animal Rescue & Foster Program
Animal Friends Of Barbour County

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Best Friends Animal Sanctuary
BARK (Bringing Aid to Rescued K-9’s)
Beagle and Buddies
Boxer Rescue of Dayton, Ohio
Border Collie Rescue-California
Border Collie Rescue – Wisconsin
Bichon Frise: Bichon ResQ
)Boxer Rescue)Northwoods Boxer Rescue – Minnesota
BoxAR Rescue of Arkansas

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Casey’s Habit Purebred Rescue (Missouri)
Chihuahua Rescue and Transport
Chesapeake Bay Retriever R&R
Colorado Reptile Rescue
Cocker Rescue
Canine Bereavement and Rescue Links
Cocker Spaniel Adoption Center
Chinese Shari-Pei Rescue
Carolina Purebred Rescue
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Lambi Fund of Haiti
Sustainable Development and Women's Organizing

To provide training and seed money for a community-run microcredit and savings fund. To provide Haitian grassroots organizations with vitally important agricultural inputs such as plows, farm animals and grain mills; to also provide their members with the knowledge they need to make their projects successful.

Konbit Pou Ayiti (KONPAY)
National Environmental Initiative

To build a national network of grassroots groups that will work to restore Haiti's severely damaged environment by providing seedlings, developing community education tools and organizing advocacy initiatives

Partners in Health/Zanmi Lasante (PIH)
Partnering with Community Groups and Local Farmers to Tackle Malnutrition

To address malnutrition and increase the food security of local farming communities through the provision of agricultural inputs and trainings for the production of nutrient-rich foods.

World Neighbors (Haiti)
Community-Run Sustainable Development Programs

World Neighbors focuses on training and educating communities to find lasting solutions to the challenges they face – hunger, poverty and disease – rather tha...
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